Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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