It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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