Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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