Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
3pm strippers are depressing
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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