how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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