And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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