I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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