I just saw a hot homeless man
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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