just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
