Duck Duck Cougar?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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