I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
