maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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