Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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