And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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