she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
