For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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