And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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