You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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