You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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