operation have a gay friend backfired
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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