So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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