Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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