bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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