I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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