I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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