I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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