brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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