I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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