Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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