FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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