dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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