i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
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