he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
