...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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