The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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