when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
