Fuck appropriateness.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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