did you get engaged???
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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