Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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