dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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