I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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