If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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