Do vagina's smell?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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