U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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