go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This is classic penis vs brain.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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