sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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