I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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