Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
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