these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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