IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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