Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
kristin has been a bad kristin
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Randomize