But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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