U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
tell me about the eggs
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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