That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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