And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize